cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

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clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

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clear history

To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.

Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you.

Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!

Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?

Matt: Sure did.

Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.

Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!

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clear comms

Typically used in a setting where someone is playing a game and cannot hear and then shouts to "clear comms"

Friend 1: *trying to clutch 1v1*

Friend 2: *talking to other friends while Friend 1 is clutching*
Friend 1: Yo Clear comms man

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coast is clear

"The coast is clear" is said when it has been determined that it is now safe to proceed; that there are no obstacles or witnesses to what one is about to do.

"The coast is clear", he thought as he watched his lover's husband drive away from the house.

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clear heels

1. The usual footwear of hookers and whores 'round the globe...

I was gonna wife that broad until I saw she owned 6 pairs of clear heels.

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clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

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