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Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."
Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently
spoke Nicole.
Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"
Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"
Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"
Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"
Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"
Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."
Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
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Someone who lives up your ass
Sally-*leaves house to get gas*
Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"
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When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO
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over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr
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A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.
What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!
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above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone
m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out
j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger
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a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers
child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!
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