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York Memorial Collegiate Institute

Probably the greastest high school in the history of North York. Built in 1917 to Honor War Veterans, it holds around 100 Championships ranging from the early years till present. Not only excelling in atletics, YMCI sports a widely known R.U.S.H program which excels in preparing students for university.

A: Hey im planning to go to Mackenzie
B: EWW wat wrong with you, go to the best school there is
A: whats that :O
B: YORK MEMORIAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE:D

by memoian December 7, 2009

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Western Sierra Collegiate Academy

A charter school in California, founded in 2009, it is the stereotypical liberal school that would much rather have your money than the pleasure to indoctrinate children into university “educated” nimrods that ruins the State. Known to have the most deficient high school football team and the most level headed women’s cross country team, this school only benefits the 33% of graduates that became worse than when they went through the education system. Known for LGBTQ+ pandering and virtue signals while pocketing school dance funds and establishing a cult-like choir group

Duke: Bro... this school I go to has the worst football team
Mack: Oh, you go to Western Sierra Collegiate Academy then

by Disgruntled Student 2015-2016 November 25, 2020

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Martin Grove Collegiate Institute

A school that is at least 90% brown and black and the other 10% is weird kids and nerds.

Most of the mahesh’s are in the Ap program studying hard for their future career in tech support and the black kids are all dreaming about NBA careers that will never happen because most can’t dunk for shit on the busted hoops in the gym.

The reason that 90% of the kids are dark is because the school has no windows... anything else without windows?? A jail! Coincidence?

Most kids hang around in the bathroom hitting their stlth (knockoff Juul) because they can’t afford a real one for their nicotine addiction.

Bruh I shouldn’t have gone to Martin Grove Collegiate Institute ima get jumped in needa transfer my ass out of this jail!

by Mahesh69-420 January 23, 2020


central elgin collegiate institute

Central Elgin Collegiate Institute is considered the smart preppy school in st. thomas ontario also known as st sketch. However, it’s sctually full of hidden stoners and wannabe bad boys that hang out at the west doors. It’s also full of cat ear wearing out casts, shitty sports teams, brutal colour house assembly’s, and a great enriched program which allows students to think they’re smart and allow the normal ones to make fun of them. The staff are literally amazing it’s too bad they have to deal with people fucking and hot boxing the gender neutral bathroom. it’s great 4 years if you can make it through without getting drunk at a school dance, watching a drug deal go down, or getting pregnant.

she went to central elgin collegiate institute (CECI) she’s probably smart and boring

by ceci grad 2017 December 29, 2017


Cape Henry Collegiate

The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.

Guy: "so what is your school like?"

Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"

by yayelayeaaa July 12, 2019

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college lorette collegiate

A school for homos .There women are sluts and have no class and the guys are shit fallers who have no balls what so ever and they sucks shit at basketball. Over all not at good school

Student: please mom don't make me go to college lorette collegiate

Mom : but it's so close
Student : but all the guys there are butt buddies and have sex with each other in the change room

by A better school February 2, 2011

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Loyalist Collegiate and Vocational Institute

Loyalist Collegiate and Vocational Institute is one of eight secondary schools of the Limestone District School Board. Loyalist is located in Kingston, Ontario, a thriving community of 125,000 lying at the eastern end of Lake Ontario.

The school was opened in 1964 and has served students from Grade 9 to OAC for more than 30 years. In 1996, Calvin Park Public School moved into the building that now houses both schools.

Otherwise known as LCVI or Loyalist CVI which houses hardworking students that are involved in athletics and core subjects. They take advantage of subjects taught be great teachers who want their students to do their best.
They're attractive people who are balanced in tier partying and studying. Even if they lose points in slacking off and slutting by, they make it up with their great fashion sense and work ethic.

The teachers of Loyalist believe in ...

* Recognizing the uniqueness of each student and meeting his/her personal and academic needs.

* Promoting the highest standards of academic excellence.

* Developing strong skills in all areas of the curriculum.

* Developing a pride in work and a feeling of self-worth.

* Excellent support services and individualized programs for students with special needs

* Encouraging a desire for learning now and in the future.

Sandra: Heeeey! LCVI (Loyalist Collegiate and Vocational Institute) huh?
Tyler: Yep.
Sandra: Your so lucky! It must be a great school if it has a waiting list!

by mars12345 October 1, 2009

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