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When you get assaulted by a clown.
Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday
Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!
When a comedic presents their comedic piece, they are comedeating. Any opportunity to gain a platform, you don't have to be a comedian, you seize the moment.
He comedeated his thoughts on trees and the audience laughed so hard they fell out of their chair.
Pronounced comma-dick, is a one dick relationship between two people. Usually a man and a woman who is post transformation.
This is a comedic relationship, I can’t be with you if you have a dick.
Pronounced comma-dick, is a one dick relationship between two people. Usually a man and a woman who is post transformation.
This is a comedic relationship, I can’t be with you if you have a dick.
that guy is so not fucking funny, he’s the definition of anti-comedic