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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
someone who has every second of the decade to bitch about someone else but no time to offer anything constructive.
her entire point of treating other people like shit was to be a complainer and not have to take any accountability for the way she was acting the entire time.
The constant negative response that "Kenny Ingram" replies with to any given opinion, statement, or fact, tjat goes beyond his elementary point of view/ perspective
As Kenny begins to complain Margaret already has her blackjack prepared to penetrate his anus
Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining