Cone

a cowboy youtuber with the voice of the angels. his official birth name is “Conan Gray.” Cone’s heart is as warming as the sun his aesthetic youtube videos.

And twitter Conan (aka Cone) is very different to youtube Conan as we all know🤠

me: “have you seen cone’s new music video, checkmate?”
my friends: “do you mean after you forced to watch it 165 times?”

coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

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Cone

Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.

"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."

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Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

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cone

To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.

I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)

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coned

Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.

Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.

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cone

v. - To smash an unfilled ice cream cone against anothers head. This is usually done to severely humilate the person who is coned.

You just got coned bitch! I'm going to cone that little bitch today. Jon has it coming to recieve the worst coning in history.

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