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To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered
“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”
“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”
Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer
To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.
After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.
Move 1: Sign waiver.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*