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the hottest mom in the Pembina County!
i want your body cookie....money!!
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Sad group of composed of 10 or so teenage girls, who are btw VERY UGLY, and can't sing nor dance...
The idea of the group was based on Morning Musume that was selling extremely well around Asia
Cookies?? P-U-K-E!!
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A game played by at least two ass ninjas where you get in a circle and jerk off on a cookie. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie. Commonly recommended when there isn't shit going on and you and your buddies can't find anything to do. Although I don't know anyone who has actually ever played it, thank god.
Joe: "Hey what the fuck are we doing tonight?"
John: "I don't know, let's play cookie."
Jeff: "Fuck that man, your gay."
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A game played in public schools where a cookie of any kind is stolen from the cafeteria. The cookie is then placed under the thing that seperates two urinals. Two boys then pee on the cookie. The first one to stop peeing has to eat the cookie. Money is usually placed on the two contestants.
Theres supposed to be a good cookie match after third hour.
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A sexual move involving a cookie.
The woman puts a cookie in her mouth whilst the guy slaps his erect penis across the woman's face. Eventually he cums and it goes all over the biscuit. Then the woman snaps the cookie in half and shoves one half up her wet pussy then pulls it out again and eats it. She repeats it with the other half and then the man uses it as a dildo for her pussy.
"Oh Jaime get the rest of the packet of cookies"
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A person who says they are gonna go watch you bowl and DOESNT.
Cookie is a hairy man from New Mexico!
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