Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

20% Cooler

Used by the tomboyish pony Rainbow Dash in the episode "Suited for Success" of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is often used by bronies to refer to something that is not cool enough.

Coolness levels can only be raised in increments of 20%, thus things can be 20, 40, 60, etc percent cooler.

Can be used to refer to temperature as well.

Example 1

Guy 1: Yo man check out Black Ops' gameplay, its amazing!

Guy 2: Meh, its ok, needs to be about 20% cooler.

Example 2

CNN reporter: The reactors are still overheating and an effort is being made to cool them.

Couch potato: Hmm they need to be about 20% cooler.

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ghetto cooler

(n.) plain brown paper bag used to cover an alcohol container. Often used to consume alcohol in public where open containers are illegal.

I'm gonna put my fo'ty in a ghetto cooler so the cops don' bust me.

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Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

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Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.

Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?

cooler cunt

a cooler cunt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she's extra skanky, just the neck. and suddenly she's falling all over the place...especially the laps of males nearby. and she's also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a fucking idiot. and this lasts THE ENITRE NIGHT until she has managed to make out/fuck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was "drunk"

Mike: Dude i just did that chick Cindy
John: so did the rest of the party dude, she's a cooler cunt

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