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The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell
Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here
When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.
Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.
Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.
Arthur: Why?
Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
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Get the definition for $999999.99
Get the sentence for $99999999999.99 cuz copyright is ASS!
The reason your youtube video was taken down. 3 seconds of a copyrighted song? Taken down. An edited version of a small clip of a copyrighted video or movie? Taken down.
Nobody likes it.
person 1: my video got copyright striked for 3 seconds of a song
person 2: sometimes copyright is garbage
person 1: yes