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The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"
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When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
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When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
dude, did you see those legs?
Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!
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when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.
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a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale
a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
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a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
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When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
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