Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.

I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

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cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess

JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.

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Gut Cover

Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.

I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.

Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.

Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.

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Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

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Cover girl

That one bad bitch that dosn't fuck with Lames

Wow she's a cover girl for real

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Clit Cover

The act of making up excuses to protect yourself from sexual intercourse by the man who wants to fuck you. This is not to be confused with a cock block.

Guy: Sooo, you wanna get out of here and go back to my place?
Girl: Yeeaah, uhhm, actually Im really tired and need to catch up on the last season of 90210 but thanks.....
Guy: This smells like a clit cover to me.

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card cover

A card cover is another word for condom

“Hey girl you gotta any card covers for tonight” “Yes honey always be careful of what you put in the pot”