An old German onamonapia describing a mental breakdown due to having an incredibly small penis.
Donald: "Covfefe! Can you feel my penis yet!?"
Melania: "Nope."
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The clearest example of a president's inadequacy.
I know words. I have the best words: covfefe
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When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.
Despite the negative press covfefe,
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When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/
The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.
also see: covfefeaphobia
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When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.
Despite all the negative covfefe.
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