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An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
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A tea cozy is a hat shaped liked a bowl that british people love to call tea cozy.A tea cozy is popular between the ages of 13 to 18 and british people seem to think children are wearing tea cozys but they are actually hats.
Mr.Williams the IV:Adam!!!Get that tea cozy of your head.Damn children wearing tea cozies as hats.
Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.
Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.
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Extra wide nostrils.
One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
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A place, object, or state of being, that encompasses both a high aesthetic and a common, or even low aesthetic at the same time.
"I was at this spot last night, people were decked out in suits and dresses sipping Pabst from plastic cups, and lounging on suede bean bag chairs. The scene was mad bougie-cozy."
Drinking Miller High Life in crystal champaign glasses = "bougie-cozy"
Eating Cheese Whiz and Ritz with a fine bottle of Pinot Noir = "bougie-cozy"
A 12 year Aged Cheddar, Grilled Cheese Sandwich on Organic Rye = "bougie-cozy"
Cashmere Sweatpants = "bougie-cozy"
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V. The female equivalent of the tea bag, where a person's nose is covered by a woman's labia majora.
Hey check out the nose on that guy. I'd like to tea cozy him.
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socks knitted especially to keep your feet and legs warm
In the winter sometimes I feel like getting ankle cozy.
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An ostrich that is either horny or under a blanket
That person is a cozy ostrich today.