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I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell
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Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path
Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr
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Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.
We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...
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the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far
"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."
"Eff you broke the outlet."
When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.
"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."
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When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.
I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.
When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian
My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink
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