Craig

A gigantic masculine, testoterone filled, meat patty, beefcake. Who is really chill, but when angered has been known to turn green. Most common time for the rage to take hold is when wife screws him over and messes up his plans. He also is known to kick back and have a few beers when his bitch aint being testy.

" WOMAN DONT YOU BE TALKING BACK TO ME!!!!!!! I'LL GO CRAIG ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!"

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Craige

The shittiest dorm on the UNC-Chapel Hill campus; often likened to a ghetto.

Although Craige is known as the worst dorm on campus, its residents are fiercely proud to call it home.

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Craig

The most generic person on the fucking planet. They have no redeemable qualities and probably find all these 'name' dictionary definitions to be "enlightening".

They are so boring that even their name is generic -- just like Dave, Joe, Greg, Theodore.

"Craig is boring as fuck."

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Craig

a boy with a smile that's unforgettable. Usually can be found playing hockey or talking about cars. His thoughtfulness and unselfishness makes him the best kind of boyfriend. Someone worth spending your life with.

girl 1: wow that guy is such a great boyfriend!
girl 2: duh, he's a Craig

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Craiging it

The action of eating a horses ass.

Hey man, did you hear about that one girl who was craiging it? I feel bad for whoever kisses her.

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Craig

(noun, adjective) Common expression for individuals who love to wear blue crisp shirts, silver glasses, dress pants, and hot shoes, plus are kind-hearted, successful, gym-goer, and great kisser.

L: Ever since he got promoted, don has become a craig!

A: Can't believe how craig you are now!

T: Don't ever dream to get such craig with that grandma dress on you.

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Craig

Craig is his own species, so uncultured that it's not even funny anymore.

Craig: *says something stupid* *being ignorant*

Me: Stop being such a Craig, UGhhh

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