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Park Crawl

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day

Monty: "Hey 3 skin what do you reckon about a park crawl this weekend?"

by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014


café crawl

Going from one café to the next within a city or town

We went café crawling in Brooklyn.

"...café crawl through Amsterdam..."

by Blahblahbinny September 20, 2015


Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

by natastrophie March 15, 2017


crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

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kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

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crawl the wall

To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.

Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut

by dirty mr lewin November 13, 2010

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barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.

L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.

by triberocker July 3, 2009

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