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Crayolaing

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.

Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!

by DrJohnJD October 8, 2018


Crayolaing

This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area

God, why are you Crayolaing?

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023


Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 12, 2013


crayola rocket

Taking a piss with a crayon up you’re pecker hole

That man pulled a crayola rocket

by Trevor Hendershitt November 29, 2019