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a langugage spoken originally by Serbians then taken away and called Serbo-croatian
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'Croatian Webcam' is a general term used by hardcore computer gamers when his/her game starts to lag in an online match.
This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'
''Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck am I supposed to play battlefield with Croatian Webcam.''
''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''
''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''
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During sex, this is the act of having one cheap bastard in your mouth and one in your hand. Typically, the Croats can't afford much more.
I didn't make too much today, 4 croatian sandwiches and 1 tossed salad. - as said to one's pimp
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Synonym for "Probably Criminals".
Bob: So who's been pimping out the chicks on the corner?
Chavez: Croatian men, who else?
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It is essentially just your normal good ole fashioned 69. But this move can only be done with two men
Hey Josip, had fun Croatian wrestling last night
The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.
Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.
To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.
Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!
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