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The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
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1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.
2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.
2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
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The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.
"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"
An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.
(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*
A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.
You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!
The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.
Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.
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When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.
Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.
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