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A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.
Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"
Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love
I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.
1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.
"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"
When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.
"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"
when someone uses soggy croissant in their bio it means they are probably a cute, wonderful, pretty, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, lovely person that deserves hugs and love!
cricro: tor has soggy croissant in his bio, what does it mean?
adam: ah it basically means this *shows site*
cricro: hah that suits him so well!
adam: ikr, he's so cute....
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after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule
me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"
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Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.
Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.
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