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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017


Crypto-fetish

When a person particularly a writer has a fetish they don't want to outright state but influences them to a notable degree

Person 1: Bro what the hell was the latest epsiode of Rick and morty

Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest

by Miami the stranger February 5, 2023


crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021


crypto run

Kind of like bank run, where you want to change your money into cash, but in crypto run you change your money into cryptocurrency such as bitcoin. However, how can you do that if/when it is not possible in the cashless future? In such a dystopian future, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin provide a safety net to this.

Can't do a bank run? Try crypto run!

by Satu Nakkimotti April 22, 2020


crypto terraverse

That in which cryptocurrency blockchains reside

the universe engulfs planets as the crypto terraverse engulfs blockchains

by Ryley Carpenter November 14, 2022


Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021


Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.

I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.

by Hog Belly August 6, 2019