cuckoo fist

The appendage necessary for giving a micro penis a hand job.
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"His penis was so small you'd only need a cuckoo fist

Grandfather Cuckoo

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.

My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.

Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

cuckoo

A trans femme who fits the stereotype of a bitchy blonde mean girl.

Everyone knows not to mess with those cuckoos, they run this school

Cuckoo

- A person who threatens people - A person who makes up lies about someone and then gets that someone in massive trouble - A person who is a danger to themselves or their friends or family - A person with severe mental illness - A serial killer.

15 year old: hey you your so ugly i wanna smash your face against the wall, Other person: You cuckoo I'm actually called the prettiest kid in my classroom what are you saying.

Cuckoo

Cuckoo

I am…

I am cuckoo
For you….

Working on training this bird…
To not be silly…
In the streets…
Or running to your feet…
For any chance your eyes I can see.

It is just him/ you!!!

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Cuckoo

A cuckoo is where a chicken has fucked its mum during a school shooting

Man I experienced a cuckoo today at school
That's rough buddy