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This definition is currently too popular.

again... another annoying phrase that urban dictionary says when youre trying to report a definition...

This definition is currently too popular.

by MyBigFatBoobs May 21, 2020

56πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


It's (add current year here)

The annoying buzzphrase people use to rally people to their ideology without doing any work.

Person 1 - Why should we all be forced to believe in so and so?
Person 2 - Because It's (add current year here)!
Person 1 - What does that have to do with anything?

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Where are you currently located?

The grammatically correct way of saying," Where you at?"

A: "Where are you currently located?
B: "Not on the streets."

by Wtf_Boom May 28, 2009

46πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 8, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The current chief executive of Hong Kong

Carrie Lam. The β€˜best’ CE ever. β€˜999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called β€˜Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.

The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so β€˜good’!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020


We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

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