cutting someone off

1. to interrupt someone while they're talking

2. to cut in front of someone on the road

Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!

Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.

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good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

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off-cuts

Going out with a friend's ex girlfriends after they broke up.

ME: I just broke up with Jen
Friend: Nice, I am gonna ask her out
ME: Go ahead, enjoy my off-cuts

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Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.

Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.

cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth

Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off

CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Said to interrupt a person mid sentence (particularly if said person is a stupid ass house nigga), first used by "Reverend X". It is also expectable that after the use of the word that one may add a "NEXT CALLA"!

Person one: "You know Jesus is the best, don't you just love Jesus? My whole life revolves around Je.........

Person two: CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Person one: "Hey man, don't sin in front of Jes........."

Person two: NEXT CALLA!

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cut a bitch off

the act of cutting all ties to a bitch.
dropping someone

cut all ties

dude shes fucked your brother. its time to cut a bitch off.

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