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CV Punk

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes adding to your CV, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for your CV, but it’s the CV that matters the most.

“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty CV Punk.”

by Pop Pop Bienstock November 27, 2022


cvs diamonds

Basically jus fake cheap diamonds

Guy 1: This watch is only 100$
Guy 2: Those are cvs diamonds

by TheRealAglet February 28, 2018

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CV fetishist

A person, who focuses his entire life solely on his cv. A CV fetishist will only perform activities, that will end up benefitting his CV and refrain from actions that are of no interest to the potential employer.

Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.

Person 1. :What has Jack been doing lately?
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.

by Am_dream October 30, 2009

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go to CVS

Go to get some more drugs to deal.

I'm gonna go to CVS. I'm running low on supplies.

by big Aimee Daniels March 18, 2009

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cvs receipt

An extra long sales receipt.

He told his story like he was reading from a CVS receipt.

by MeMacs August 3, 2021

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Cvs Mind games

When the girl behind the counter at cvs tells you that you have change when you really dont. The only reason she says this is to get you in bed.

That crazy slut tried thoes cvs mind games again.

by Caboose (o'mally) June 6, 2004

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Cvs Mind games

When someone working at cvs tells you that you have change even when you know u don't so that u'll go over to them and they can rape u

That bitch was trying to play cvs mind games

by The Big L April 16, 2004

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