D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

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✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨

To premaritally hold hands.

“Would you like to ✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ with me?”

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S O T D T I M

Suck on this dick til I moan

Girls Name S O T D T I M

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B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex

"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

D&M&D

Abbreviation: DMD

Deep&meaningful&dougie.

Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.

Me: Yo, we need to chat..

You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.

Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.

D & M

One of the BDSM branch which stands for Dominant and Masochist

Let's do some D & M sex now