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A nickname for womens breasts, particularly large breasts.
Check out the size of these dairy cannons
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In gay slang--A gay man who only dates white guys.
John is a rice queen--his last four boyfriends have been Asian. Jack, however, only dates blonds. He is a real dairy queen.
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Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.
WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"
Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"
Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."
Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."
Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
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After finishing your load into a prostitute's mouth, you then flip her upside down. If she looses the load or spits it out, you get your money back.
I gave that midget the Dairy Queen and got my rocks off for free!
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Bloody Dairy: when having vaginal sex with a woman while she is menstruating, the male pulls his penis out right before ejaculating and inserts his bloody penis in her mouth.
Wade gave his girlfriend a bloody dairy.
When, after eating enough dairy products like milk and ice cream, you feel so terrible that it is comparable to a hangover.
Don't eat so much ice cream that fast or you'll get a Dairy Hangover.
When lactose intolerant people decide to stop being so good with restricting the dairy intake, and eat tons of dairy products, knowing the outcome will be horrific.
Shannon: I went on a complete dairy binge last night.
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....