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When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.
Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.
He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.
I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning
The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.
One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.
It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.
This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
adam means the first person ever created by god
danish means smart af
im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought
A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.
Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.
a inside joke from one direction
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers
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A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".
Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"
Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"
Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"
Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"
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