Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
A lazy quadruped with the tendency to indulge in illegal substances
Babe wake up, Danky Marsupial just dropped a new video
Extremely potent marijuana;dankest dank
Dude that was some danky dank!
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The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED
Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP
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a word orginated to replace the word dank because dank is overused and annoying. danky sauce can describe anything that is possitive. also used to describe your baby yogurt.
doing your mom was danky sauce!
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a man from venice that comes down your chimney on 4/20 and gives everyone kush, sooooooooooooooooooooomeeeeee bomb kush
Damn man Danky Claus gave me stress :( fuck i shouldn't have been shiesty
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