Dart Attack

A term for the collective physical, psychological and spiritual effects experienced by an individual listening to the bass solo of a Vulfpeck song. Whilst it is not well understood at this point, most physicians agree that it is probably caused by the inability of the human body to process so much God damn funk.
Symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type II diabetes, the inability to control one's facial expressions (see Theo Katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing bass, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.

"I've tried listening to the new Vulfpeck album, but I can't get through it without having a total Dart Attack"

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

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Chicken Darts

A game that is played among friends, where they sit in a circle and each person takes turns throwing a raw 28lb chicken from you local grocery store onto the player sitting across from the throwers penis ( or strap on if the friend is a girl). 5 points are awarded if the chicken lands on the penis, 10 points are awarded if the player ejaculates into the chicken.

Lou and Kevin's favorite game to play is chicken darts

Thick Dart

A bishop in the game of chess (chess piece)

Those are some thick darts you have lined up! You are about to win the queen!!

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split

I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.

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skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.