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A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
She is the best part of Worldwide Flight Services
She’s amazing, definitely a Stephanie Davenport
Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."
The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.
HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...
davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man