a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

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Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

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David

David is the guy who you can always trust with anything. Within a minute of nearing him you feel like you an share the world with him. He has the most beautiful eyes and smile and always knows how to cheer you up. He loves you with all he has and won't let go. Keep David. Don't let go of this one. He's special

1: is that David?
2:yea.
1: don't let go of him

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David

David is the funniest out of the group of your friends. But he’s also one of the cutest.-. He caring for others and is protective over people. You can always trust a David in your life. He’s responsible for his life and actions. So he will have a very successful life

David is not gay

David is funnier than you
Hehe

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David

A David is usually a tall, sexually attractive, good looking guy. The term, "tall, dark, and handsome" may come to mind when a David is mentioned. A David is normally charming and witty, and has amazing hair. Generally, Davids can carry out long-term relationships, because they are often regarded as "hopeless romantics." Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option. Davids are lovely creatures.

Wow, I'm so glad I have a David in my life.

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David

A guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants. Though many girls flock to him, one of his favorite choices would be Alex, Ally, or any variation of the name Alexandra.

Dude, that guy is so nice, he knows just how to treat me, he is a true David.

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David

Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls

David

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