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A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.
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the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)
i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time
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A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.
any and all decorative effects worn on the head i.e a flower crown, bandanna, head band, decorative clips, scrunchies, actual dental headgear, hats, etc.
yo! your dome decor is lit, fam! where you buy that at?!
Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.
'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:
1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.
2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).
3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.
4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)
"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."
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