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Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 March 13, 2012

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Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.

I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.

by Jon Desir July 1, 2006

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reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.

Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.

by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009

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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

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self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 5, 2007

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self-defecating

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009

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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru February 22, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž