defin

short for definitely

larry:are your going to coachella??
larry’s bfff:defin!

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define

What you pay when you defish with debate in an environmentally protected lake.

What a horrible pun, using defish as if to say "the fish" The collection of groans can be heard across the planet.

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define

the attempt of explaining any given word

Define this word for me.

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Define

To explain something

When assface walked up to me he asked wtf define assface I said you fucktard nigga gonna kill you

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definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.

Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.

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definately

An alternative spelling of the word "definitely", used most notoriously by a sensationably adorable girl whose defiant side causes her to use a more phenetic spelling for words with arbitrary spellings.

You definately don't spell "definitely" as "definitely".

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define

To give a definition for a word, phrase, acronym, or abbrevation.

"I am defined as: "Above all others"

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