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n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
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thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life
man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.
woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
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Man 1: hey bro, you ok? You’ve been acting different since you got back from the war?
Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu
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Just like Deja Vu, but in vice versa form.
Earlier Event: You're going to school and see your friend fall off their bike.
Reverse Deja Vu: Your friend is going to school and sees you falling off your bike.
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One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!
Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!
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Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )
Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )
when you keep on making the same mistake time after time
Superman: "yo, Brown Banana is going out with another psycho hose-beast"
Ricky T: "Again? Damn, that fool is on a loop-line around Deja Vu-Town