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The act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)... In much the same way a dehydrated Robinson Crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.
The homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury... Ah! He made available his made-made opening for a Coconut Delight.
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Taking a shit on the coals in a sauna and then dumping the coals on your partners back during sex.
Sussy was getting over a cold so to clear her sinuses I gave her warm delights.
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An exquisite munchie after blazing; Two pieces of toast covered with peanut butter are put together, and then the outside of one toast is drenched with maple syrup. After the syrup has soaked into the toast it is flipped so that the syrup will please your tongue when devoured.
Yo guy try this maple delight! It's ill!
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when a sexually oppressed white girl from have sex with too many squishy soft white penises has sex with a man from latin african or asian descent and experiences an actual orgasm.
after having sex with only soft squishy pillow white penises for so long she finally had an orgasm when fucking the big black dick and the hard asian dick and spicy latino dick she had major white delight
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when it's getting hard and she moans, and you can't do anything but scream in delight
Girl: (screaming in delight)
Boy: (groans)
Girl:(slurp it all up)
In the sport of wrestling, when one wrestler inserts his thumb into the anus of the other it's known as a roman delight. Originates from the ancient roman history of wrestling combined with their sexual proclivities.
That wrestler sure seems to like getting a roman delight
The act of shitting in a girl's mouth, then cumming into it before she swallows. Therefore giving it a white and black appearance, like an oreo
She said she wanted something sweet, so I gave her my famous Oreo Delight