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Hillbilly, white bread, chicken humpin cracker, suffering from 10 days of funky sack, hygiene is for shit, doesn't bathe and wears the same clothes for a week. Smells like a moldy jack rag. He's also fighting a loosing battle against beard dandruff, which during breakfast, can leave "snow" in my sweet sweet syrup. Chain smoking to the point that he reeks of fumunda cheese and ashes. A work out consists of eating a fun size bag of m&m's, and after only 2 he's in need of mouth to mouth, but is only worthy of ass to mouth.
That nasty mother fucka, needs to go home and engage in some pit and taint scrubbery, change them funky drawers, and pop a tic tac, just being near him makes my eyes water and burns my nose hair, smelling like a week of rotten back ass, what a dennis.
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the most amazing sex partner ever. perticulerly good at the eiffel tower.
I'm meeting Dennis in the toilets later.
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The best creeper you will ever have, if you're lucky enough. Dennis is the perfect excuse for getting those ghetto/redneck/weirdo creepers off of you. He is a chill person, easy to talk to, and has an addictive personality. He has great luck and hosts the best Dr. Pepper parties. He's someone you're going to want to stick with because of the way he is. You may see him around for years and then when you finally get to know him you'll wonder why you let yourself miss out on this for so long.
Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
Dennis is awesome.
Sorry boys, I only have room in my life for one creeper, and that's Dennis.
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Dennis A fun caring friend who has a gun fetish. possibly want to date your sister. commonly know to be the first guy to get roasted; Worst come back lines in history or stays quiet. Most likely to drive in style. Proud owner of the worst playlist known to humanity, but he always ready to pass the Aux. if you find a wild Dennis keep him most likely to be a great addition to the crew.
Greg: if I had a face like Dennis I would sue my parents.
Dennis: ....
The Crew : continues to add on
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The new name of any kid caught caked out in public at a Denny's restaurant
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The feelin that is evoked following a large meal at a Denny's establshment. Generally occurs after 1:00 a.m. Following a delicious meal of scrambled eggs and chicken strips.
"Dude we have got to get back to the dorm! I got the Denny's my friend and it's a Grand Slam."
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Denny's is quite possibly the finest restaurant in the English speaking world. Through a combination of expert service, delicious food, and an atmosphere that even a king could find comfort in, Denny's far surpasses any other restaurant. Denny's is also open 24 hours a day, so at four in the morning you can go and find the 3 aforementioned characteristics to nullify those late night cravings you get from "activities" you may have partaken in earlier that evening.
"When I go to Denny's, I order the Chicken Alfredo because it offers a taste of Italy at a price the entire family can enjoy. Who needs the Olive Garden?"
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