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The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.
After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble
The game that pilots play after takeoff.
The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.
4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.
Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.
Captain: I know
Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?
Captain: Yes
When you're ballin out of control at the Kentucky Derby, or participating in Derby festivities, such as cruisin on Broadway, mackin on big-hat hoes, pourin out mint juleps or gettin crunk in the infield.
There's horses runnin, we funnin, we rollin they try to catch us Ridin Derby. Tryin catch us Ridin Derby...
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The Beer30 Derby may be the biggest event of the year for serious beer drinking enthusiasts, it’s been surpassed by no other. It remains the most significant and popular case race for casual fans and the mainstream public. Known as ‘The Scuttle before the 7/11 Shuttle’, the Derby is held annually on the first weekend in May at Columbus' venerable Blurchill Downs on 122 East 11th, beneath the iconic “Great Wooden Causeway”. It is... also a big social event in the region and the live attendance at the Beer30 Derby surpasses that of any other major Beer race in the United States. The Beer30 Derby is one of the oldest major case races in the sport and is the first leg of case racing’s ‘Triple Crown’.
The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.
The last man to attempt the Beer30 Derby by himself, ended up wearing his pants for a shirt.
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The perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable anal sex.
John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
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The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".
If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.
If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.
"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"
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A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
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