DICE

Swedish video game developer. It used to make a great games such as BF1942, BF2, BF3 and BF4, but nowadays they are only shaming the name of Battlefield series...

Retarded fanboy: Hey dude, have you already tried BFV Open Beta? It’s awesome and it feels really realistic!
Me: Ofc, I hoped DICE will realize that BF1 wasn’t true Battlefield, and they will mend it all with BFV, but it seems, they don’t, it’s just another historically inaccurate trash! :(

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diced

to be on another level of intoxication; beyond the basic sliced & chopped, diced is a prime drunken state in which trap remixes of the Frozen soundtrack sound incredible

Ann: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Madison: Well we were just gonna get diced and jam to the trap version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman," wanna join?
Ann: Wow sure, that sounds great!!!

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no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

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No Dice

An awesome quote that only awesome people and Storm Shaun can use. It can only be used when a guy gets owned and its origins are from 50's gambling.

Noob: I just owned your Protoss with my Zerg

(Noob tries to own Storm Shaun but he counter attacks and kills all his forces)

Storm Shaun: No Dice

Noob: I just got pwned :(

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diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

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dice

dice
Full name: Andrew Dice Clay
Possibly the best rudest and funniest comedian of the 70's and 80's

Row row row your ass gently down my dick merrily merrily merrily merrily then she sucked my dick

yo i heard that before from Andrew Dice Clay

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no dice

thats a bad thing
no good

matt i screwed genevieve
matt: no dice

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