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Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.

When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!

by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010

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talledega dick head

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

by Marro123 October 26, 2007

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french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 18, 2006

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dick head willy

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

by ayyydude April 24, 2018


Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 25, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

by KiDdZERO October 26, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick head jockey

a fag that enjoys rubbing cocks... hence being a similar to a DJ spinning vinyls.

use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.

This club is full of them dick head jockeys....

by chellisector December 10, 2008

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