Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something
Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”
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1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
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usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..
John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"
Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."
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A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!
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Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
"(Picks up hard dick, slaps loser with it) SLAP DICK!"
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1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me
say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
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Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.
I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.
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