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slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

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poke dicking around

Messing around while playing Pokemon

Stop poke dicking around

by The real Snowman June 4, 2019


get dicked around

When someone or something gives you therun around. Usually is quite frustrating. Happens in the instance of a power play between the greater power and the lesser power. Outcome varies.

Louise on a cell phone with her friend:
"I'm not sure about this situation, I can't shake the feeling that I'll get dicked around"

by im'a grasshopper 2 July 13, 2006

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Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldnโ€™t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 16, 2020


whipping your dick around

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.

1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?

by etrain004 November 8, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009