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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dickweed

Someone who's sucha dick, they're like a weed.

That dickweed just ruined my day.

by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dickweed

The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.

John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.

by cmkaufma June 19, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dickweed

1.a hair in the pubic area(pewb){dudes only}

2.a doosh

(see douchebag)

did you see that dickweed at mickee dee's?

by grut head May 7, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dickweed

Dick, as in penis/stupid + weed, as in, marijuana. Marijuana, which perceives you to be dopey,. Weeds,also in general, as they are in the home garden. They are a pain in the ass and annoying. Therefore weed = dopey/pain in the ass/annoying. As one word, this comes to be 'dickweed'.

John: I told you not to put the sauce in until its completely cooked.
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!

by FrancoAus May 10, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 205๐Ÿ‘Ž


Devils Dickweed

That dank shit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Plus Christian Servers are bomb as fuck so get with the times

"Damn bruh you been Hitten that bomb ass devils dickweed"
Response: "hell yeah muthafucka, I'm going bonkers like Jar Jar Binks Bitch"

by sknfnanfalnfa March 17, 2018


Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer

Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!

by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018