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Who else but a celestial dictator would set up an eternal concentration camp for nonbelievers?
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A variation of the clout. Basically a backhand, but with a different name. Always done across the face. So called because it's the sort of thing a dictator would do if someone displeased him, before having him fed to his tigers.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.
- I dictator clouted yo ass
- Fool!
- Argh, you bastard! Arhhhh!
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Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.
Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
Someone whose actions go against the interests of American corporations, even if they received US government money six months ago.
Not to be confused with a "strong leader of a troubled country", which is someone who is still receiving US government money and using it to butcher the locals.
Saddam Hussein (since 1990 only)
Mullah Mohammed Omar
Slobodan Milosevic (in Kosovo/a, but not in Bosnia)
definitely NOT: Jiang Zemin, Putin, Indonesian presidents, the guy in Uzbekistan, Museveni of Uganda etc etc, who aren't ruthless dictators because they still support US interests and/or are too big to bomb
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1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.
Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir
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An annoying boss or other person in authority, such as a corrupt police officer, who abuses the small amount of authority they have to make themselves feel better.
The assistant manager at McDonald's is such a petty dictator. If you don't work overtime she makes you clean the bathrooms.
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One who believes that the music they are listening and playing is what everyone around them wants to hear, when in fact they are just being ignorant pompous assholes who think their taste in music is better than others, so when you try to listen to what you want to hear, the music dictator will turn his/her music up louder than yours, because the music dictator thinks your taste or song selection sucks.
Jim- "Every time I go to Sarah's house, her big fat brother always plays music, even when I am trying to sleep with her, her brother for some weird ass reason plays Marvin Gaye, he is such a Music Dictator!"
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