One of the sickest Guitar players to ever play
Known for being the lead guitarist of Metal band Patera who he formed with his Brother Vinnie-paul
After Pantera Broke up he formed a new band with his brother called Damageplan
During one of Damageplans live concerts some fucking physco jumped on stage and shot him
RIP Brother Dime
Dimebag Darrel Abott had a heart the twice the size of Texas
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An old man with a beer gut and a bushy, white santa beard that, unlike the clean Santa of your childhood memories, looks like he's been on a bender since the day after Christmas. His Mrs. Claus was likely once a hooker with a substance abuse problem. Natural habitats of a dimebag santa include bike rallies, car shows, country bars, and Ted Nugent concerts.
We didn't realize that there was a car show going on downtown yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got there and the streets were filled with dimebag santas and chicks that look like they had a rough life.
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A drugdealing mother
Yeah we're gonnna find a dimebag lady and get high
The greatest heavy metal guitarist and a very sexy man. It's a shame he's unalived
Girl 1: "Ever imagined getting banged by Dimebag Darrell?"
Girl 2: "Nigga WHATDIDHESAYYYY???"
A guitar player who is playing a song in the style of "Dimebag" Darrell (the legendary, late guitar player from Pantera) and doing it flawlessly.
Chris just "dimebagged" the fuck outta that song!!