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Won, or should I say, earned an award as the top selling female artist of all time, puts on a SUPER fabulous show in Las Vegas, and is one of the most caring and genuine people in show Business. Also a very devoted singer, wife and mother, to wrap it up, the best singer/performer in the world!
Look, there goes the best singer in the world, celine dion!
So Tiff, what should we do tonight while we are in Las Vegas? I know! Lets go see Celine's fabulous Show! Tiff: Sounds good to me! Lets go!
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The most amazing & beautiful singer ever born. She is the best performer America has ever experienced. Thank you Canada.
Celine Dion is the hottest thing in the world.
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A very intelligent woman.
"So Ken, I hear Celine Dion is a very intelligent woman.."
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Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.
Who's that woman who was awarded biggest selling female artist ever?
Oh, celine dion?
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A queer queen that has a fiance named sebb argo.
Person 1: Do you know who dion yorkie is?
Person 2: YEAH HAVE YOU WATCHED HIS RECENT VIDEO?
The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.
Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.
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What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.
I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.
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