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distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 30, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


bone distance

1. The maximum extent one will travel to get their bone on.
2. How far your mom is from me.

Baby, you're so dead to me. You're past my bone distance.

My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.

by Jules Santana and Darius Miles September 2, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


middle distance

The place that you can see when you are not quite focusing on the world around you. Often is a blank screen that you can project your own thoughts onto.

He was staring into middle distance, imagining the girl he really fancied.

by Myrph March 14, 2005

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middle distance

The most G type of running there is. ranging from events from typically 600 meters to 1600 meters. These hardass people have to hold an almost sprint for a sustained amount of time with an explosive burst of energy in the end. These runners have to combine mileage with alot of speed work in order to stay boss.

Ay yo what you tryin to run this year?

Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.

I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.

by joeboy92 June 17, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013


Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

โ€œDid you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?โ€

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019


Nation Distancing

Nation distancing is to nations what social distancing is to individuals.
When nations close or restrict their borders because they don't want to exchange germs with other nations.

In response to the coronavirus pandemic of 2020, Canada's practicing nation distancing by banning Chinese immigrants and tourists until the Chinese people stop eating bats and every other kind of filthy, disease-ridden animal under the sun.

by Gloominary April 6, 2020