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A 2 litre bottle at least half full of spirits, usually drunk in public to get absolutely wasted. Usually ends badly
Owen got sick after he drank too much from the dodgy bottle
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A video obtained from a questionable source. These are usually illegal copies and/or have sexually explicit material.
Man those are some dodgy downloads, where'd you get those?
Bought them cheap off a guy I know. Want me to hook you up?
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What were you doing last night?
Watching some dodgy downloads of yo mama!
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A joke that makes you extremely angry for a period of time, but becomse very funny to you once the anger dies down.
Jesus, dude, I gave AC such a dodgy kebab. I thought he was gonna kill me for a minute.
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A circle of friends involved in Dodginesson a regular basis.
Dodgy Club members can usually be recognised by the compulsory 'hint of gnome'that accompanies all Dodgy Club group activities.
The first rule of Dodgy Club is that you don't talk about Dodgy Club.
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A shady moustache. Linked especially to the 1980's.
Mr. Belvedere had a dodgy mooey.
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He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals
its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.
A collective group of Dodgers, partaking in random acts of Dodginess on a regular basis.
There are no secrets in Dodgy Club.
The first rule of Dodgy Club is that you don't talk about Dodgy Club.
Notes:- The first official Dodgy Club was founded in Cornwall and is reputed to have a 'hint of gnome'.
"Did you see them, they came from nowhere, totally unexpected, and did you hear what they were called. . . Dodgy Club! They won beer, chocolates and a certificate, and they had these funny little fishing rods dangling from their hats, dodgy I tell ya!"
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